February 2012
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
bahahahahahah
Riker just asked for a non-blonde in his holodeck program…
And the computer gave him a slightly less blonde woman (what I would call ‘dirty blonde’)
Also, Riker you are super creepy with the ladies…
Ugh Riker, you're just jealous that Data is...
Things that may make you an asshole (TW: ableist...
fairy1234:
- Saying that “derp” and “herp derp” isn’t ableist in anyway despite there being evidence that it fucking is.
- Mocking the use of trigger warnings and telling us to stop being so “sensitive” on the Internet.
- Telling people with disabilities what and what not to be offended by.
- Saying that there is no such thing as ableism and calling people “retarded” for knowing it is real.
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Heck yes I'm watching Arthur!
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“Why is it accepted that some people who eat a ton of food can stay thin, but not...”
– Some Things I Don’t Understand « Dances With Fat (via sixtyforty)
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Watchpopculturebrain:
Watch 2.5 Minutes of BRAVE | Coming Soon
“Depression in children and teens is a growing problem that often goes...”
– Depression in Children and Teens - WebMD (via h0ld0npain3nds)
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“When the woman answered the door, she looked at my daughter and said, ‘We don’t...”
– Girl Scout troop leader Kim Douglas • Discussing a recent situation her 10-year-old daughter faced when going door-to-door to sell cookies. Douglas’ daughter, by the way, didn’t know what abortion was. “It left my daughter very shocked, confused,” Douglas said. “She said, ‘Mommy, something creepy...
[tw: rape] Please spread the word!
nessfraserloves:
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needleg33k:
Hey all
My friend is trying to get signatures for a petition against Judge David Farrell. Recently, he sentenced 2 men to 40 months in prison for raping an 11-year old. Why was the sentence so light? Because she looked older than her age and was “willing”, despite the fact that she claimed it was rape. Please reblog as far as the eye can see and...
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thedailywhat:
No Shoes, No Same-Sex Marriage, No Service of the Day: New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez will have find a new place to get her hair did after her openly gay stylist refused to allow her back in his salon until she changes her stance on same-sex marriage.
“The governor’s aides called not too long ago, wanting another appointment to come in,” Antonio Darden,...
“In the beginning there was nothing.
God said, “Let there be light!” And there...”
– Ellen DeGeneres. (via soweliveforever
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There is a choking hazard warning on my hotdogs
Lisa does not understand the propensity Americans have for suing things….
WHAT?
Two things:
A) The Kratz brothers are still around?
and
B) They have a cartoon where they get animal superpowers?
“I’m all for minority/women’s/gay rights, but—”
– Your cue to stop talking (via jpegartifacts)